There once was a couple who loved each other very much.
One day the man said that they should both go into the woods and make-out in a car, the women agreed, and they made plans for it to take place next week.
When they went to the woods, they saw that there was no fence around it or even a security guard station, so this was perfect.
They decided to go into the middle of the woods to make sure that no one could see them make-out.
When they were about to start, the radio station with the sexy music playing on it suddenly changed to an Emergency Alert System broadcast. They decided to listen to it since it might be important.
"BEEEEEP BEEEEEEP! THIS IS NOT A DRILL: DUE TO REQUEST OF YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITY, WE WOULD LIKE TO WARN YOU ABOUT SOME SPOOKY SH*T THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN YOUR LOCAL AREA"
The couple were terrified, what cliched thing could be happening right now?!
"TEN INSANE CRIMINALS HAVE BROKEN OUT OF A LOCAL INSANE ASYLUM. IN UNRELATED NEWS THERE HAVE BEEN BREAK-INS AT THE: CHAINSAW FACTORY, THE CAR BREAK-IN SUPPLIES FACTORY, AND THE HI-TECH MILITARY WEAPONS FACTORY. THE LOCAL AUTHORITY ADVISES EVERYONE TO STAY OUT OF THE WOODS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE-OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND OR GIRLFRIEND, AND DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE/CAR IN ORDER TO FIND HELP."
They both were extremely spooked by this, the boyfriend decided to get out of the car in order to look for help, while the girl stayed in the car.
The girl after a few hours of the boy being gone, decided to go to sleep and hope that the boy came back during the night.
Morning came, and the Women woke up.
But not because of the sun, but because of something else...
She heard a tapping on the roof, but what could that be?
She went out of the car and found the answer, but not an answer she wanted.
She found the boyfriend, hanged from a rope that had been attached to the tree above their car.